The Lady That Loved a Swine

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Anonymous

There was a lady loved a swine,
“Honey!” quoth she;
“Pig-hog, wilt thou be mine?”
“Hoogh!” quoth he.

“I’ll build thee a silver sty,
Honey!” quoth she;
“And in it thou shalt lie!”
“Hoogh!” quoth he.

“Pinned with a silver pin,
Honey!” quoth she;
“That thou mayest go out and in,”
“Hoogh!” quoth he.

“Wilt thou have me now,
Honey?” quoth she;
“Speak, or my heart will break,”
“Hoogh!” quoth he.

Author: rharrisonauthor

International man of mystery. Well not really, although I can mangle several languages and even read the occasional hieroglyphic. A computer scientist, an author and one of the very few people who has both an NIH grant and a book contract. A rising author of sweet romantic historical fiction. A booktrope author.