From the abyss of my youth, slightly modified to reflect modern and somewhat more mature mores.
Jingle bells
Santa Smells
Rudolph's lost the way
Oh what fun it is to drive a beat up Chevrolet
Over the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Grandma's drunk
We hit a skunk
Grandpa's in the trunk
Jingle bells
Santa Smells
Rudolph's lost the way
Oh what fun it is to drive a beat up Chevrolet
Lights on police cars glow
Sirens pierce the night
Bumping through the fields
Running in the light
Bail money's tight
Jingle bells
Santa Smells
Rudolph's lost the way
Oh what fun it is to drive a beat up Chevrolet
Merry Christmas, a happy holiday, and best wishes for the new year!
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