From the abyss of my youth, slightly modified to reflect modern and somewhat more mature mores.
Jingle bells Santa Smells Rudolph's lost the way Oh what fun it is to drive a beat up Chevrolet
Over the fields we go Laughing all the way Grandma's drunk We hit a skunk Grandpa's in the trunk
Jingle bells Santa Smells Rudolph's lost the way Oh what fun it is to drive a beat up Chevrolet
Lights on police cars glow Sirens pierce the night Bumping through the fields Running in the light Bail money's tight
Jingle bells Santa Smells Rudolph's lost the way Oh what fun it is to drive a beat up Chevrolet
Merry Christmas, a happy holiday, and best wishes for the new year!